If you want to date a henchman, start with a classic American Italian dinner, then move directly to the Mai Kai Trial of Fire.
Leon and John are The Henchmen. Leon is “Right” Henchman and John is “Left” Henchman, to be exact. If you don’t believe me, you’re clearly behind on the Tails of the Merman serials. You might want to catch up.
They haven’t always been an infamous couple. Several years back, both men were single. Leon checked his Facebook account one day, saw this handsome friend of a friend suggestion called John, and chatted him up. John had that handsome henchman joie de vivre, and Leon was hoping to ask him out on a date. After a sufficient attempt at chat, Leon mustered up the courage to ask him out.
John said no.
Read the rest of the story in Polynesiacs: Tiki at Home, page 62.
Rosy’s Reef, Fort Lauderdale, Florida