Come in, grab a seat. Just make sure that seat is your own.
That’s the first joke that Skipper Jeff would tell a new set of explorers as they boarded a Jungle Cruise at Walt Disney World. Working at Disney was one of Jeff’s first jobs, and he stills remembers the entire spiel many years later. I suspect you would too if you had to say the same thing over and over every ten minutes for several hours. Although it was a college job at the time, he looks back on the experience now with delight, especially since he and Amber, his wife, have their own personal jungle cruise called the Shark Bait Lounge in Denver.
Read the rest of the story in Polynesiacs: Tiki at Home, page 344.
Shark Bait Lounge, Denver, Colorado